As what could be considered a semi successor to ‘’Battle Los
Angeles’’, ‘’Battleship’’ at first certainly seems at least mildly better
produced than the average summer action flick. When seen however, it becomes
clear that some half decent special effects and explosions cannot withstand the
barrage of flaws including a clichéd script, wasted celebrity talent and the
botched premise of being based on a popular board game.
The plot of ‘’Battleship’’ concerns yet another alien
invasion of Earth, this time based mostly at sea in preparation for a ground
invasion. Lieutenant Alex Hopper (Who had recently enlisted after a shameful
attempt to impress his now incredibly tolerant girlfriend) finds command thrust
upon him when they discover the enemy they are facing is not human. The aliens
themselves are seen fairly little for the most part, hiding inside their high
tech space suits and/or their massive high tech battleships. What little we do
see are essentially humanoid creatures with a hint of bushy facial hair to
differ them from their opponents. Unfortunately unlike the incendiary wielding
troopers fought by Aaron Eckhart’s team, these aliens lack any sort of menace
whatsoever due to a painfully slow slog through the bowels of the USS John Paul
Jones when the alien does show its strength but seems more concerned with
disabling the ship’s systems rather than disintegrating the puny humans,
emptying countless rounds into its bulletproof suit. The same applies to their
technology, while the alien battleships do look somewhat threatening at first;
they end up being destroyed easily with modern weapons and even a
decommissioned World War 2 era battleship later on. Instead the aliens rely on
cheap tactics; seemingly indestructible razor balls that tear through ships
like they’re made of paper. This poor design decision severely reduces the odds
against the humans and as a result the movie’s excitement factor takes a
critical hit. At this point when it seems the movie has run out of ideas
already, you’ll be surprised to find a scene that pays a hefty tribute to the
board game Battleship and while this ends up being the highlight of the film,
it ends up only serving as a glorified advertisement. Chances are in the weeks
the movie has in cinemas, clips from this scene are sure to be played on TV,
assuming that the classic board game is still on the market.
With lacklustre action scenes that fail to add great
excitement you’d think that the couple of big name actors would pull through,
delivering top notch performances; sadly this isn’t the case with Liam Neeson’s
shallow portrayal of Admiral Shane. While he certainly has the authority you’d
expect from a top ranking Navy Officer, his character is quickly cast aside and
ends up sitting on the outside of the alien’s force field for most of the
movie. Don’t expect much from Taylor Kitsch and Brooklyn Decker either; they’re
only the same, underdeveloped, dull and clichéd hero and love interest we’ve
gotten accustomed to over the years. As for Rihanna’s debut in the world of
Hollywood it’s managed to scrape the top of some poorly done acting in the past
decade; while it’s understandable that this is her first feature film and she
had little experience in the acting department, the popular singer was probably
drafted into the cast during filming to raise interest before the film’s
release. With her performance being just as wooden as the rest of the
characters, her foray into acting ends up being a hefty miss.
In the end that’s the best way to describe ‘’Battleship’’ as
yet another average action movie attempting to capitalise on movie goers who
never become bored of constant explosions. While these audiences will be
satisfied, the special effects are mostly acceptable for the genre and a sequel
is likely to begin production sooner or later, there are much more worthwhile
ways to enjoy your time at the cinema.
Rating: 2/5 Stars
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